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(no subject) [Jul. 11th, 2010|12:01 am]
emperorbevis
  • 00:04 @madcatlez I freakin' surfin the wave o' shit at the moment :D thanks pal :D #
  • 00:12 @madcatlez I have this fantasy about 3 lesbians, 1 goes to krispy kreme, 1 gets the coffee and the other praises my parenting skills lol #
  • 00:15 What happened to television, If Elvis was still alive he would have to nuke his idiot box these days nevermind shoot the thing :S #
  • 00:20 @RockerGrrrlx I just thought a fight might starve of the boredom :P , what about thumb wrestling :S #
  • 10:25 can @DrMuhahahaha try and take over the Earth with free pizza again in the winter when I'm not on a health kick and watching what I eat :S #
  • 11:17 @jonronson Thank you for telling that story about Chris Sievey/Frank Sidebottom on Thursday at the Castlefield Arena :D #
  • 11:24 @jonronson great to see such a crowd turn out. Some of it was bobbins but as soon as BDB went got to the front and we all had sum fun lol :D #
  • 12:28 I'm heading out on a chopper www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8G1UBJ4aTw #
  • 20:36 @f_a_q "Four Lions" is a superb film, loved every minute of its bitter sweet tale,Just waiting for the DVD release so my family can enjoy it #
  • 23:14 @RockerGrrrlx emo music, beaten up? Are there any Emo's out there with sufficient strength to throw a punch and the co ord to make it land? #
  • 23:15 I'm a mad or ahead of my time, Hmmm seems a lot of people put there hands up when I said mad :S #
  • 23:17 @RockerGrrrlx well tell her that I will stick my big ugly English butt at her if she dares even think of causing you actual bodily harm. #
  • 23:34 she doesn't like @WilliamShatner .Star Trek 4 on TV.When Bill stops a whaler with a Bird of Prey she'll be asking me to dress like TJ Hooker #
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(no subject) [Jul. 10th, 2010|12:02 am]
emperorbevis
  • 00:16 Timperley is a place, it may be a state of mind, but its not much of a state of mind. Most of all Timperley is a place, with a village. #
  • 15:54 All hell has broken loose, the barricades have been toppled and no one can tell the difference between the defenders and the barbarians :( #
  • 21:07 #FF @RockerGrrrlx @, @riotness_99 @Jewell_Ana @AnneT94 @chrisz26 @Pennyroyal67 @charlottepeace @xdarkling for a hole lotta musical mayhem #
  • 21:11 as usual my hardcore, grindcore, industrial, nuclear family
    #FF @SarahForgot @bcllav @A__Jaxxx @DolllxParts I'd take a bullet 4 'em #
  • 21:26 I'm stepping back onto the local political scene. No I haven't been bought out by the Tories nor scared off by the Nu England bully boys #
  • 21:46 Time to relax, methinks, me hopes, me pleads, LMAO :S #
  • 21:56 You are most welcome @Jewell_Ana I don't just #FF anyone ;) hope you have a most triumphant weekend :D #
  • 22:00 @Jewell_Ana is it really @CourtneyLoveUK 's Birthday? I owe her big time. I will have to build her a 20 foot card to write all I want, lmao #
  • 22:02 One harsh frown at @SarahForgot D: OOPS sorry emoticon wrong way, should be:D like I am gonna get angry at you, big grin for you #
  • 22:35 And I did I booboo of all the days to I forgot to #FF both @susanmitch7 & @riotness_99 my apologies Dudettes #
  • 22:45 Hi there sister @bcllav how are you? hope your weekend is shaping up nicely, I think we all deserve a kickback and a bit of a celebration :D #
  • 22:54 @bcllav don't know much that about Frances. I've ignored the press on the matter.It must be a strain to have such a talented and popular mum #
  • 22:56 @bcllav I've an estranged daughter that I've been reunited with recently.Perhaps 1 day we can all look back on it as a family laugh about it #
  • 23:08 @bcllav I have never seen her art till now. Powerful stuff. I like the heavy lines and the strong mind displayed through powerful strokes. #
  • 23:09 @SarahForgot okay you might be a bit to young for this but follow there instructions carefully #
  • 23:14 clench fists,both hands in front of face.Left hand extend fore finger to point at ceiling and thumb pointing to the the light to look like L #
  • 23:15 Now mirror with your right hand so thumb and fore fingers look like 7 bring together and........ #
  • 23:17 Donita Sparks sez u r Square, ;) #
  • 23:20 @daraobriain Send Gazza to Gaza if he is so good at negotiating, LMAO :S #
  • 23:28 @bcllav as much as I admire Kurts stage presence & love the music and talent . From what I've seen I prefer Frances' artwork, sorry #
  • 23:39 @RockerGrrrlx You wanna fight then? I say you bounder, your wastrel waltz has perplexed my begonias :P #
  • 00:01 OK, being utterly blunt, at the moment life for me is far from smooth and calm, but as bad as it has been its better than the alternative :S #
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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2010|12:01 am]
emperorbevis

  • 15:26 @jonronson Dropping everything and rushing out to the Frank Sidebottom farewell gig at castlefield arena heard Mark Radcliffe might be there #

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(no subject) [Jul. 8th, 2010|12:02 am]
emperorbevis
  • 01:48 RT @jenq90 its all fucking money. - 'ain't a damn thing funny, you've got to have a con in this land of milk and honey' Grandmaster Flash #
  • 01:52 So I haven't got long tonight. Back to supporting the @libdems in the field and also a new musical project - The D-Beat Cops,+ part time job #
  • 01:59 @alanagracemusic Rather good :D Love the pics :D looks like you had a grand old time in Ireland. #
  • 02:30 @A__Jaxxx thats good to hear, I can almost stand being me, hey its tough being us ;) #
  • 02:34 goodnight @SarahForgot I hope your not having any problems at work and that you are coping with everything :D #
  • 02:38 Goodnight PennyRoyal67 hope tomorrow brings a better day. #
  • 02:39 goodnight @A__Jaxxx I like your train of tweet thoughts but must get some sleep :) #
  • 02:42 but most of all goodnight @emperorbevis, get in your bed asap you dandified fop of a sporák :P #
  • 15:55 So you think you have cast aside all the failings of humanity and become an earthbound deity. Sorrow is the feeling you emote. #
  • 15:56 I feel that you have been delusional all these years. So you can divide all that is good into its basest state of existence #
  • 15:56 But whenever you try to rebuild or reconnect those bounds you disassembled #
  • 15:57 in order to prove your utter detachment to your own species all you can create is B.S. #
  • 16:53 @RockerGrrrlx I can't foresee us failing out but in the unlikely event that we do I will address the matter up front and directly :D we cool #
  • 16:57 @RockerGrrrlx sorry old scar opened by a new knife by the same wielder. You see I had a rival, an evil looking chap Called two ton Ted... #
  • 17:01 ...... Called two ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the Bakers van. #
  • 17:04 @billybragg I loved the line you wrote to frank, but that was bloody yesterday and they were bobbins :P Sorry you know your still my hero :) #
  • 17:23 @RockerGrrrlx you see I... its..... 1999 was a bit of a bad year that went on for three years, there are still unresolved issues #
  • 18:34 when I man justifies the most ludicrously selfish wants. When he takes what he wants no matter what the cost to others, then he is a ???? #
  • 18:57 @tuppymullins Greatbusinessnames#4527 "Paddy O'Dores windows" taking you from the indoors into your garden???? #
  • 19:20 RT @JessicaMarquise
    @courtneyloveuk PETALS!!! OMG www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3QzUkFqRfE&feature=player_embedded#! - beautiful, TY :D #
  • 19:27 I should be doing something now, something important, but I've forgotten what it is. Can anybody Remind me, damn my absent minded genius :S #
  • 19:35 @FleshnChrome I don't #Hate the #Fact that you #Love something I #Hate. I #Love how you have addressed #Hate as a #Fact, much respect :) #
  • 21:15 I bet hands rubbed together with greed because @CourtneyLoveUK 'has a plan for a man' you tinsel town ambulance chasers learn't nuthin? #
  • 21:32 So I hope it went well in San Fran, I hope you wore some mothertrucking flowers in your Mothertrucking hair :P LMAO :D big grin :D #
  • 21:34 Why is talent void Chris Moyles trending? Has he had problems telling unfunny jokes written by his staff of suck up sycophants again? #
  • 21:37 No more accepting the mediocre media ochre. The talent that I have seen in my life is oh so missing on stage & on screen and in the charts. #
  • 21:43 @AnneT94 Not sure the punk ethos - never trust a hippy, and the hippy chicks were the biggest hypocrit.. oh f*ck it lets all get along :D #
  • 21:52 Heat and hunger for nicotine has made a curmudgeon of me I apologise, its rather tough. But I am keeping fighting the despair & addiction :S #
  • 22:01 Ich kann nicht gehen weiter heute abend. Ich werde baden und für die Nacht zurückziehen. #
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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2010|12:01 am]
emperorbevis
  • 02:28 @dorathylily hello there :D #
  • 08:16 well Hello there, looks like another fun day ahead of us all :) #
  • 15:37 we've all lost our patience. I was so cool headed once, so laid back, took it oh so easy, I'm trying to get that back, but it will take time #
  • 16:18 @jenq90 fuckin loves Joan Jett, but I fuckin hate myself for lovin' you, lmao :D hope you are having a great day Jennifer #
  • 16:20 EmperorBevis is the Defective Inspector and he is on the beat :S twitpic.com/22otf0 #
  • 16:21 Hello to @charlottepeace I hope you are well today and if you have any spare light, if you could send it this way too. #
  • 16:52 @tuppymullins On scrumpy you lucky so and so, if it wasn't for work tomorrow I would be jealous. I can feel the fuzzy headedness from here #
  • 16:52 Hello @MerylORourke you okay? #
  • 17:35 Quick hide, here comes Bevis :S #
  • 18:05 In Timperley today its overcast and dull, I live near Shady lane, which is also a song by Stephen Malkmus' band Pavement. #
  • 18:07 Hello to @Jen1says hope you are well #
  • 18:09 Did somebody say referendum? I am so sure somebody said the word referendum? #
  • 18:21 @jonronson well if your not involved it sounds v poor. #
  • 18:24 @jonronson Any chance of you and oh lets say mark and lard putting on a quality show for Frank? #
  • 20:55 @SarahForgot no one tweeted in the past half hour. I know I haven't just run down really, old scar ripped back open, goodluck with work :) #
  • 20:59 @SarahForgot not really but I can remember when Rock avenue was called SKID ROW, lol. #
  • 22:11 ***BiG mUfF sUpErFuZz Guitar feedback*** TOUCH ME I'M SICK #
  • 23:15 Good night all you good people and never forget how to laugh (or go eep) :S www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5CA5KFcCPY #
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(no subject) [Jul. 5th, 2010|12:01 am]
emperorbevis
  • 00:55 @RockerGrrrlx it does make sense, hang in there. Live fast, die later and leave a good looking pair of shoes. #
  • 01:01 @SarahForgot as a parent & as a child of a parent, what can I say, both of me get it wrong.I just hope that your mom realises it hurts you #
  • 01:01 Good night and see you all tomorrow #
  • 10:49 @CourtneyLoveUK twitpic.com/21o5jy - @CourtneyLoveUK Love the photo, great shot, superb atmospheric piece of atmospheric work and fa #
  • 10:55 @davidschneider RE: Gloria Gaynor rumours, I heard she has suffered some set back, but word on the street is, SHE WILL SURVIVE :P #
  • 11:07 @jonronson- 'Britain more tolerant of eccentricities' Hmmm? Well that depends which side of Timperley you ride your Raleigh Chopper on lol #
  • 11:16 To those who can see in the dawn's early light, happy Fourth of July and hoping that your independence and liberty are never threatened. #
  • 11:40 @CourtneyLoveUK twitpic.com/22cbck - ...soft glow...warm heart...hot legs..okay time to stop now Bevis before it gets sordid ;) #
  • 12:07 @CourtneyLoveUK twitpic.com/22by8z - I like this photo a lot... just so...just so Courtney Love :D #
  • 12:09 @jenq90 twitpic.com/22cigi - thank you sometimes neon lighting says it best :D out of interest did you snap it or make it? #
  • 12:15 @jenq90 fantastic, thanks once again for sharing #
  • 12:19 RT @lawwatchman
    Beware encroaching government powers isi.ms/10d4bc , thanks for sharing. The price of peace eternal vigilance? #
  • 12:23 @jenq90 There seems to be a lot of band brand touting. When does a band cease to be. Is it a New Band? will a new name spell disaster? #
  • 12:31 @jenq90 Oh yeah says Sy1vester Sta11one, this film just happens to have the same name.. no connection between my machine gun toting Jesus.. #
  • 12:35 @jenq90 Sex Pistols did the great rock&roll swindle whilst Sham 69 tried to tell skinheads not to hate :S which one is the famous punk band? #
  • 12:42 @jenq90 twitpic.com/22cqwk - That is really good. I am most impressed :D #
  • 12:44 @jenq90 lmao, Sham 69 the cockney cowboys, the Hersham boys.. lead singer said he stopped racism in punk?? what? hope he stopped some #
  • 12:47 Spandau Ballet vs Therapy? who had experience of wastelands & through the barricades..S. Ballet-'Who? they aren't fit to tie our shoe laces #
  • 12:50 Andy Cairns of Therapy? 'Shoe laces? they have shoe laces? the posh bastards'. Andy Cairns the same man who refused a drink from me??? :S #
  • 13:06 @jenq90 Everyone loves the Clash (except my sister Tracy) going to have to listen to 'Rudie Can't Fail' now, and its all your fault :P #
  • 13:07 @lev1977uk yeah it's a bit shady on Shady Lane right now lol, hope to use the lack of heat to get some work done, lol :D #
  • 13:13 Listening to the Drop Kick Murphy's cover of the Clash song 'The Guns of Brixton' a classic except for the ring of the truncheon thing :S #
  • 13:17 RT @jonronson
    I have the strong suspicion that 6music will not close - Best news I've had this lunchtime #
  • 13:22 OK any one still wanting to label me a smelly lefty commie, I actually supported the Lib Dems '10 election. I do actually care about the UK. #
  • 13:28 But there are worlds of difference between Communism and Socialism. The world is not ready for an Anarchist state because of human nature. #
  • 13:31 .. is where philosophy and politics clash head on. Politics has the force of Government on its side but Philosophy can only rely on reason. #
  • 13:34 @whitecut I hate jumpers, I have an allergic reaction to them. #
  • 13:35 But like I said if the LibDems lose the election it won't be the end of the world but it will be a real opportunity lost. The LD lost seats. #
  • 13:38 Lib Dems lost seats, but gained votes. But it feels like the old joke, doesn't matter who you vote for the government always get in #
  • 13:43 So what is actually worse? having the Lib Dems brokering power or letting Labour continue its betrayal of its founding principles? #
  • 13:49 Liberty is based on? Where does Freedom end and selfishness begin? Democracy relies on choice and also a tiny bit of sense, Oh and balance. #
  • 13:53 I am unbalanced because of my long hair? strange then that I cycle and skate and keep myself in reasonable condition. #
  • 13:55 But I have the sense to tie it up when my long hair would get in the way. Am I a loon because I understand holistic reasoning? #
  • 13:58 Yes I understand holistic reasoning and yes a baked potato in Croydon can be used to make analogy of of collapsing star. #
  • 14:06 The letters of the Californian neighbourhood can be rearranged to spell wooly doll H but its doesn't say ragdoll Annie shoots up smack #
  • 14:10 When I tweet people directly, I am speaking softly not barking orders. We all have to make our own decisions and work it out ourselves. #
  • 14:12 But there is no shame in asking for help. There is no more noble volition than to help with no expectation of return. #
  • 14:13 There is only one Mancunian Bevis and that is me baby :P #
  • 14:15 I understand what you are saying @SarahForgot . I had to go part time because of issues, but try and keep going they employ you, not own you #
  • 14:19 Its a world wide problem, the most basic human need, shelter. So our homes are the most expensive things to our lives. How did this happen? #
  • 14:23 Why was the golden age of civilisation in Greece circe 450 BC? Why do men have short hair? how much does the Roman Empires have to answer 4? #
  • 14:26 When are we going to truly move on from Victorian principles? #
  • 14:31 Until Marilyn Manson gets that pimped up Goth Car and gives @CourtneyLoveUK a ride to come rescue us, we have to look out for each other :D #
  • 14:42 So there you have it I sound crazy, I do it purposely to make you laugh, to make you think, but am I really crazy? #
  • 14:46 @SarahForgot Why not move to Amsterdam and set up a cafe, I will work the kitchen and bake the special cakes, lol :D #
  • 14:54 Spot the difference competition www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0t3_Aim-Wo and www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtTb2DZwR4c #
  • 15:36 RT @stealthbadger Unintended consequences are a bitch! bit.ly/9J1Rvp - the problem with tubthumping is who ends up dancing 2 ur tune #
  • 15:39 @whitecut you are damn right about life being a game of cat and mouse & a fine game it is, until someone brings a Rottweiler to the party :S #
  • 16:47 @marcusbrig lol I know what you mean, I'm not interested in watching 'A Bridge Too Far' remade into 3D rewritten so no one gets killed :S #
  • 16:52 Its choice people, you choose to join these three letter groups, be it EDL or UAF or KFC or FBI or UDA or IRA or BNP or MFI or KGB or UFO :S #
  • 17:02 @Scott_Lee67 I would, I would join GFY, but when I got to the GFY HQ to get the form they wouldn't open the door and just shouted GFY :P #
  • 17:09 @yokoono Are you THE Yoko Ono? What on twitter? Well not my cup of tea, mainly because don't drink a lot of tea,but I will raise my glass #
  • 19:13 @CourtneyLoveUK don't take shit off anyone, not off the press, fans, contemporary artists, If they ain't with you tell 'em where to go. #
  • 19:15 @CourtneyLoveUK but always be willing to forgive the well meaning blunderings of idiots like me :S #
  • 19:19 Thank you for those items that you sent me..Plywood violin..practiced every night,now I'm ready
    First we take Manhattan,then we take Berlin #
  • 20:12 so everyone said I was crazy when I said @CourtneyLoveUK listened to what I tweeted to her :S #
  • 20:15 and for some reason I thought of when @bcllav compared me to Kurt Cobain which amused me, at the time of nevermind #
  • 20:18 you see at the time of nevermind all my friends said they looked like Kurt not me no they said I looked like Whitfield Crane (Ugly Kid Joe) #
  • 20:20 @RockerGrrrlx but I am certain she has read them by some her tweets @CourtneyLoveUK has never directly replied but she has retweeted me #
  • 20:23 @RockerGrrrlx and those re-tweets have made me happy, but I also am made happy by your replies and tweets and FF's :D #
  • 20:25 these 'Kurt' look a likes said I looked like Tony Wright(Terrorvision) in fact anyone with long dirty blond hair and big blue eyes than him #
  • 20:26 But do you know who I looked like when Nirvana made it big, In fact I still look like him know. I look like me. Just me thats all I am. #
  • 20:29 @xfm not as EPIC as EPIC by Faith no more, I dares ya to play that, I double dares you ;) #
  • 21:10 Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you're worried that I just might win #
  • 21:10 You know the way to stop me, but you don't have the discipline
    How many nights I prayed for this, to let my work begin #
  • 21:15 I don't like your fashion business mister #
  • 21:15 And I don't like these drugs that keep you thin
    I don't like what happened to my sister
    First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin #
  • 21:43 RT @JessicaMarquise

    Repetition is the father of learning... - and a tough lesson does it teach. #
  • 21:44 I'm guided by a signal in the heavens
    I'm guided by this birthmark on my skin
    I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons #
  • 21:49 @RockerGrrrlx I think some one has hacked my facebook, I am right now changing every password on every web page and app I use #
  • 21:50 @Seagoddess54 Absolutely that Cohen song has been pretty much my anthem for a while :S #
  • 22:56 @RockerGrrrlx think of it this way. We hope that @CourtneyLoveUK is the real Courtney Love because we Believe in Love and Peace and Faith :D #
  • 23:20 @SandraBernhard happy fourth of July. Hope you and your friends are enjoying plenty of liberty for all :D #
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(no subject) [Jul. 4th, 2010|12:01 am]
emperorbevis
  • 00:24 @bortflancrest lmao :D I think my pants are too tight, every time I sneeze they fly off. Honest, officer its the truth :D #
  • 00:32 Kansas City Cop? lmao, but seriously take care and never stop thinking, never take things at face value twitpic.com/21vptk #
  • 01:16 @EDLDoverFerry & @MrVillage 'knock that wanker on the head mate' and I was starting to appreciate your tweets about freedom of speech, bah! #
  • 01:27 Whats the film 'Get him to the greek about' & why has my SP said that @rustyrockets part is based on me? FFS Sancho think things through :S #
  • 01:34 @Jimmibabe oh wow like that #swapawordinafilmformartinamis . Lord of the Rings : Chapter three - Return of the Martin Amis #
  • 01:39 @madcatlez Yup tough week so had beer with my meal and finished of Sailor Jerry Rum making up an authentic fruit punch devised by S.A.S. :S #
  • 02:22 kudos to @kclowlife fantastic series of tweets on hitting the globalization nail with the world politics hammer, much respect. #
  • 02:35 @kclowlife just had Canada day,just about to have the fourth of July,we are all melting and worrying about the decline of freedom worldwide #
  • 02:44 @PennyRoyal67 thank you for the #FF it was most unexpected and most welcome :) #
  • 02:51 @iwannotowidigdo Fear and Loathing in Martin Amis
    #swapawordinafilmformartinamis #
  • 03:18 its 3 am, I need to be up early in the morning to go back to bed.So good night & I will both keep the wolf from the door and cook for granny #
  • 12:59 @MrVillage I disagree with the EDL, I don't want them eradicating just as I don't like Ed Balls but I don't want him deported :P #
  • 13:33 The reality of the fight against prejudice is that it is never really won because we will always have unfounded hate and fear within us. #
  • 13:36 But the point of the fight against prejudice is that we admit our faults and challenge them, and we don't pretend everything is perfect. #
  • 13:43 @stephmog sometimes obscure and quite selective, I had problems with white South Africans,lol. Its being honest with ourselves I guess. #
  • 13:45 We fight Prejudice because if we are lazy and ignore it then there will always be some agency or organisation willing to exploit it. #
  • 13:51 Its so much more complicated than it at first appears. I would never attack a person because of their race/religion/sexuality/religion. #
  • 13:55 But could I really sit on my hands and not intervene if I witnessed such an attack? That is a way that I could be exploited. Its complicated #
  • 15:36 @RockerGrrrlx I am sure they will understand, we are all a bit jumpy at the moment :D #
  • 15:49 @RockerGrrrlx I didn't get to see hole, financial problems at the time. My 'friend' had a spare ticket and took a date who ran off after lol #
  • 18:37 @RockerGrrrlx feminism's achieved a lot of the goals that it set out,if your going to kick a man in the nuts make sure he is a misogynist :S #
  • 18:48 @MrVillage when its urban warfare&Police take on armed extremists&UAF stop EDL then could u give me a lift to go live in the mental ward lol #
  • 18:51 Okay I am a loon, this is because everything I believe in, i.e. Liberty and democracy is based on lies. Perhaps one day they won't be though #
  • 19:10 @whitecut dust brothers (UK) became the chemical brothers. #
  • 19:12 @whitecut I'm watching two bald people argue over a comb.They both believe the comb belongs to them, but neither of them will let me use it. #
  • 19:16 @whitecut I still keep a copy of Leave home close to hand in case I need to have an 80's style training montage lol #
  • 22:29 @AnneT94 I love that album, someone told me it took $200 to produce Bleach. Its raw and just.... just.... just gotta listen to it again :) #
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(no subject) [Jul. 3rd, 2010|12:02 am]
emperorbevis
  • 00:06 @RockerGrrrlx there is the outside possibility that Kurt might have liked us, who knows though? We can't all be friends, otherwise..erm #
  • 00:26 @RockerGrrrlx no worries, we all get like that. We all have bad moods, me especially. Hope folk stop pissing you off tonight :-) #
  • 00:30 I'm shattered,going to go climb into bed. Though what I really need is a holiday of some form, of any sort but I doubt it'll be this year :S #
  • 15:43 @MerylORourke just be careful saying fuck before 9pm or some fucker will take saying fuck too fucking far and fuck it up for every fucker :S #
  • 16:06 @stephmog my opinion of being a father,it is a job, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Its volunteer work and the the training is never provided #
  • 16:18 I haven't got the hang of the #ff yet otherwise I would put @stephmog as being on the my favourite LibDems I've met and am friends with ;) #
  • 16:21 but if I was to #ff LibDems I've met and am friends with I couldn't miss out @jenyockney whom I must ask about the 15th July bike thang :S #
  • 16:28 @madmarvelgirl white Capt A t-shirt with black jeans and blue short sleeved shirt and blck boots 4 work, look like a freaky kansas City cop #
  • 16:40 and that opens up a hole in the music #ff @riotness_99 @DollXParts @stealthbadger @RockerGrrrlx @PennyRoyal67 @rudenreckless @SarahLydle #
  • 16:47 a hole in the music #ff @Jewell_Ana @punkredgirl @Seagoddess54 @bcllav @AcidStarsdotorg @charlottepeace #
  • 18:33 just one quick #ff and that is my fellow heroes in the battle against Anxiety and hopeless despair - @A__Jaxxx & @SarahForgot they ROCK! #
  • 18:38 @GregProops well done that man & that nation. The 4th of July it to a new dimension but could we have some of our Liberty back now please :S #
  • 21:27 @jenyockney Sackville gardens 14th July 2 - 5 pm ladies with an *ahem* 'alternative' lifestyle and their friends Bike maintenance classes #
  • 22:08 @EDLDoverFerry thanks for the Crooked Judges of Amsterdam interesting viewing. #
  • 22:30 @CourtneyLoveUK I am hearing more &more requests for U.K. shows hope the @clovetweetarmy is working hard and defeating your legal crisis :D #
  • 23:13 producers of Big Brother show Big mouth,change the sign that says LAUGH to LAUGH OR WE MURDER A KITTEN to get them to react at Hyndley jokes #
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(no subject) [Jul. 2nd, 2010|12:02 am]
emperorbevis
  • 15:58 With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
    The True North strong and free!
    From far and wide,
    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. #
  • 16:47 4 Bevis in UK and 2 are in Manchester @bevismusson writes the Hero Queen of Diamond, et Moi,I write the songs that make the whole world sick #
  • 18:43 :( I have been cycling 15 miles a day to get in shape. First I lose 6lb, then I lose 4lb. I've put 5 lb back on :( #
  • 18:47 @daraobriain- 'old circus tent in Cork..round here we like to call it a "Marquee"-Hmm isn't the blarney gift'o'the gab stone in Co Cork? :P #
  • 19:08 Right so the scavenger ignored the BBQ food and the bins and the big sign saying no foxes and only ran away when you threw BULLSHIT at it. #
  • 19:18 @jenyockney I gave up smoking,I <3 smoking.Smoking Ban?not given it thought since giving up.I say review it LD style in da (public) house #
  • 19:26 @RockerGrrrlx don't ever shut up, I like your style :) #
  • 19:29 @RockerGrrrlx NO! I love Ska and Grunge they co exist, they both go and have a beer with punk, lol. #
  • 19:41 @incongru lol, I was gerrymandered by Labour and placed into a tory constituency. It would have to be a monster of a mortgage now :S #
  • 19:46 No I haven't murdered anybody. Why the hell ask me that :S #
  • 20:00 RT @incongru Nice name for a punk band.... "The Fox Attack Twins"...... -they could be the support band for the BoJo MoJo experience :S #
  • 20:19 Just defrosted the evil monster which is known only as 'Smeg Fridge' how much did I spend on it? how good a fridge is it? lots & nots :S #
  • 21:12 a quick an fairly simple thank you to Courtney love , @courtneyloveuk and Hole :) twitpic.com/21klwu #
  • 21:21 Happy birthday @FrankTheDoorman I am wearing a tie and smart shoes so, all the best and careful throwing me out, lol :-) #
  • 21:25 Hi @charlottepeace you okay? your tweet made me think @courtneyloveuk Cohen covers?, well first you take Manhattan then you take Berlin :D #
  • 21:29 I don't like your fashion business mister
    And I don't like these drugs that keep you thin
    I don't like what happened to my sister #
  • 21:31 I couldn't reach her in time, I ran as fast as I could, I ran but his fist was already striking her jaw, he didn't get chance to hit again #
  • 21:33 he didn't get chance to hit again. I stood him down minutes before so seeing me charging at him made him run. But he hit her, so I failed. #
  • 21:40 @madmarvelgirl
    what Mel Gibson did? a really good job acting in the first two Mad Max films, lol :S #
  • 22:35 @FleshnChrome sounds like your at the heart of the Palpatine's empire, just a second, where are you at? Hollywood, ah now it makes sense lol #
  • 22:49 Steady, @SarahForgot hold steady :D the waiting can drive you crazy, your doing great :D #
  • 22:54 @FleshnChrome you talking to me like that, you got no respect for your elders.... nah only joking, on both counts, just joking, peace 'kay #
  • 23:07 @FleshnChrome Impressive, most impressive but you are not a Jedi yet, lmao. Well I wish I could go somewhere close to living up to my bio :S #
  • 23:10 God, reality and the truth all exist in three states: Pure existence; none existence and a third state which is neither, but both at once. #
  • 23:39 I do not keep imagining guns pointed at me, I have had them pointed at me, I have been threatened with knives. I have lived an offbeat life. #
  • 23:43 @DolllxParts :D got the U.K. CD single of Violet. Now thinking of all the picture disks and colored vinyl I bought then I sold to survive :S #
  • 23:47 no insult taken from @FleshnChrome no insult taken, no diss and no diss stress xD #
  • 23:50 @DolllxParts I thought the same, then, becoming a parent sometimes gives you some tough choices, but hopefully they found a good home #
  • 23:58 A bath and then bed , I have learn't two lessons today, that perhaps I should stop tweeting and that I should stay away from drums :S #
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(no subject) [Jul. 1st, 2010|12:01 am]
emperorbevis
  • 00:06 @PennyRoyal67 thanks for the retweet with the long cat, needed something lighthearted :D #
  • 00:14 eels #
  • 15:51 England is melting in the heat, Manchester is just plain stinking. Time for a siesta bay bee, so hasta la vista for this afternoon. #
  • 16:02 @A__Jaxxx No need to thank me, though it is always lovely to read it. Seems we are quite cut from the same cloth, so thanks for your courage #
  • 16:16 Well I have apologised but I wish to make a formal tweet retraction. I do, I do like Green eggs & Ham I do like them Sam I am. ;) u know :D #
  • 18:11 @SarahForgot bite down hard on the pain and solider on, I know how tough it can be. Good luck with tonight as well :D #
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